just finished reading an article in the u.s. fhm magazine about the anatomy and life of a lobster that i want to share to everyone in the blog world. this is another way of keeping the cost of her (your date) meal in check with these nauseating facts about the lobster. if you want to be a cheapskate tightass.
-- lobsters have two bladders in their heads, and they piss through nozzles under the eyes.
-- after mating, the male sometimes eats the female's shell, which then takes two weeks to
grow back.
-- lobsters have teeth inside of their stomachs.
-- lobsters love pissing on each other. males pee all over each other during fights. both males
and females soak each other while mating.
-- lobsters use their feet to taste food.
-- male lobsters have two penises and take a mere eight seconds to bust a nut. big studs.
i like the last entry about the lobsters. just imagine all the human males in this world having two penises and busting the nut in eight seconds. we're going to have a lot of smiling tired satisfied
females...hahaha... :P'...plus a population explosion. darn it ! who needs 'em stinking viagra. when we have two penises. one main one and the other one for a back up. my gulay, i don't care if the lobsters have nasty looking anatomy and funny lives under the sea, i'm still going to boil
'em, peel 'em shells, rip 'em meat away from the shell, dip the meat in the butter and stuff it in my mouth, chew it, and swallow it with a big gusto :P'. lobster is one of my favorite shell crustaceans. large prawns being my first and crabs being my third which i nicknamed shit
eaters. because that's what they eat under the sea. dead matters (or a dead body) and shit from other sea living creatures. and to think of it...we eat 'em and shit 'em...eheheh :P'.
i guess this is it na for me again. it's kinda weird blogging about lobsters. but don't worry, i got more weird things to blog. i haven't been digging deep enough in my filing cabinet, where i kept all the interesting articles i've downloaded and printed the last ten years.
once again, it's time for me to blogg-off and mosey on. sige na, i'll see you all again later on in the blog world. Godbless and chow-chow :P'.
quotation of the day...
"the most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious."- albert einstein -