just a joke

i'm not making fun of the opposite sex...just having one of 'em impish habit...poke and pun...
doing the dew...eheheh...hope i don't offend the female folks out there at the web...here's how the joke goes: why are women amazing?

they give milk without eating hay, they bleed without
getting cut, and they bury bones without digging holes....

eheheheh...slap me five...slap me to the right...slap me to the left...eheheh...i think it's funny and
true in a big way about all the women amazing. hey, if you ask me if how it feels like to be in their same position. i don't want to. it's not fun being a women especially having the pmsing...
the monthly visitor...but most of all having a baby...it's like trying to get a watermelon out of a nose...especially after watching my love of my life have five of my kids...three boys and two girls
...through natural birth...she convinced me it's not fun being a woman. but then from time to time it's fun making fun of the opposite sex.

speaking of my girlfriends booty potato chips that i mentioned in my past blog. i'm still thinking
of trying it...see how it taste like. for some reason that potato chip brand is not in the open at my local supermarket...where you can see it in a jippy...it's well hidden...and the only way you can find it is by accident. i'm surprise no conservative backwood parents complained about the potato chip brand having that kind of name.

speaking of a brand...i read another interesting article that i read in the vice magazine (a magazine that mentioned about in my previous blog) that they the author wrote about...
the brand name is PIMPLEX medicated soap...dear girls, do not use this. we like a few zits. it makes you more human. i mean, outside of a severe pizza face there is nothing hotter than a few
sad imperfections--even in your ass...eheheheh :P'

it's kinda funny...what can i say...nobody is perfect...in the opposite sex...some woman are pretty
...some are ugly...some have big tits...but no arse...some have big arse...but no tits...flat as an aircraft carrier...some are just plain ugly with bony arse and big thighs...ehehehe....crazy old me
...for one thing i give them sisters (black women) credit...they are always born with very big round booty's...kinda fantasized about them lately...shame on me :P'

and speaking of a magazine...vice magazine being one of my favorite magazine...i also like the penthouse letters, playboy, maxim, fhm, and stuff. but my favorite one is the philippine fhm
magazine. i love 'em beautiful filipina women in that magazine. too young for me. i'm old enough to be their father. can't touch 'em or else my old lady will give me the italian necktie...eheheh...
hey where are they when i was growing-up over here in the stateside?...grew-up with ugly one's
over here...eheheheh.

kinda wandering why i'm writing my blog this way, huh?...kinda bored to death. already finished
doing my padre de pamilya chores. so, here i am typing this blog in a non-sense way. this is how
i am. sometimes i'm funny...serious...or just plain happy go lucky...it's in my ab + blood type
personality. before i blog, i normally check my e-mail box first...deleting all the junk e-mail
they sent to me...whoever they are out in the web...check other people's blog...the ones that i like to read and leave a simple comment on simple article they blog about. they are mostly from the old country of mine (philippines). sorry, i won't mention their blog sites. after i do this...i am
downloading faces of death pictures from the website OGRISH...as i said i'm kinda morbid...
eheheh...if you can handle life...you can handle the website OGRISH...it's pictures of people around the world dying in a horrific way...bloody and gross...yak...hey, i recommend it and after
hanging around the ogrish website...i go to the xnews...downloading beautiful erotic naked women...from all different walks of life...having sex or just plain naked in different positions...
this is the reason why having three 200 gig external hardrive is very handy for me. those people
who is uploading all this pictures sure have alot of time in their hands. they're not even making
money doing this. i don't even consider it spam. sex fiend or no sex fiend...it's just their hobby.
the one thing i notice about this...is that you have those money hungry people who downloads this pictures and turn around and sell it to an individual who doesn't know anything by making
him join one 'em them web xxx rated sites just to see these pictures. what a sap. what can i say this is america...somebody is always trying to make money off from somebody. only a fool can be fooled...eheheh.

and how did my day went at my work?...smooth like an operator. didn't do that much work other than just answered the phone and assist the outside phone techs in repairing the customer
phone lines. i brought my notebook computer at work and watched dvd movies. i watched the unrated curse...which is not bad...gotta have my horror movie...the hostage...which is not bad at all...eventhough bruce willis is getting old for being in action movies...the jacket...a totally weird
movie...but i love it...the kids...this one is really radical...i like that one kid in that move...he loves
being a smooth operator...pick-up lines...just to get inside 'em young virgin pants...and devirginized 'em...glad i didn't grew-up like 'em kids in the statesides...fiction or non-fiction...and i also watched some dvd music concert...like the likes of metallica, nine inch nails, u2, evanescence, radiohead, matchbox, tiesto and coldplay (which is my favorite band). kinda funny
i sure had alot of time in my hand watching all this movies...eheheh...shame on me...hope our new very young white woman fresh from college boss don't find out about it...eheheh...for some
reason i'm getting a crush on her. she's not bad all. not so pretty. not so ugly. just in-between.
just tall and sexy in some way...ohohoh...a big shame on me...eheheh. speaking of the movies...
my all time favorite is still donnie darko, dark city and requiem for a dream. check 'em out...
they're not a bad movie at all.

i guess this is it na for me. i think i blogged too much that i run out of things to say. i don't think so. actually my stomach is growling like a lion and i gotta eat my dinner na. i got so much to blog about but i'm saving it for tomorrow...and there is always tomorrow and tomorrow. i'll see ya all
again later on...or the next day...good-night and good-morning to everyone out in the web...
don't let the bedbugs bite you all or the roosters wake-you-up all...eheheh...sayonara...nighty-
nite :P'.